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"There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it."
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"[Microsoft Outlook developer meeting] ""we need to tell users when their inbox is full"" how do we do that? ""we send them another email"" nice"
"One time I saw a biker's funeral procession and realized even dead people are cooler than me."
"People are saying that sperm has terrific anti-wrinkle properties. But if that were true, with the amount of wanking I do, my bed would probably make itself."
"""You know, the average woman does it at least 8 times a year in her sleep."" -Peter Parker attempting to convince Mary Jane to swallow"
"I'm not stalking you but I have managed to trace your family tree back to 1724"
"I keep trying to turn my hat around backwards so I can get down to business, but it's a sombrero and I'm making zero progress."
"I'm a terrible singer, I have two left throats"
"I changed my buddies auto correct, so when he types ""Got it"" it actually types ""Go tit"""
"What does a 72 year old snatch taste like? Depends..."