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Joke of the Day

"How many Trump protestors does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. Trump protestors won't change anything."

"Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out."

"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin"

"I just shaved my legs for the first time in 2 weeks so if you will come clean out my tub I won't judge u for making a beautiful rug"

"The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014."

"These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these day--oh goddamn it. Did you glue these to the floor, Carl?!"

"I have 10 jokes, the first 9 are funny but the last one is hilarious. * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Hilarious"

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer."

"Donald Trump Does this count as putting the punchline in the title?"

"i don't always not give a shit. but when i do. Nevermind, I don't give a shit"