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Joke of the Day
"What is Trump's favorite animated movie? WALL-E"
Next Joke
"What does Snoop Dogg eat? Beets by Dre."
"Why was the strawberry sad? Because her mother was in a jam."
"So I decided to finally try one of those vegan stores It might have been the single most disappointing experience of my life they didn't have a single vegan for me to purchase"
"What do you call a gay fly? a maggot"
"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog. A building can't jump."
"Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me. With just the tip."
"Doctor Doctor you've taken out my tonsils my adenoids my gall bladder my varicose veins and my appendix but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!"
"I think the royal baby will be called Diana She'll be crashing into our lives any minute now."
"What kind of wolf never runs? Steppenwolf"