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Joke of the Day
"Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold"
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"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... ...not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car"
"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.."
"Why won't Monica Lewinsky vote for Hillary as president? The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."
"""Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor""- John joyfully sings as he walks off with the 'Caution: wet floor' sign"
"I think my friend might be gay... His dick tastes like shit."
"When I met you I was completely blown away because the wind was ridiculous."
"when you take a bunch of videos at a concert but you can hear your singing in the background"
"if you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""in jesus name amen"""
"Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party? She had to go t'work instead."