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Joke of the Day
"What kind of doctor deals with pussies? A whinecologist."
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"If I can, and you can why Clark Kent?"
"wanna hear a joke about my dick? nevermind its too long"
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"Nintendo or Nintendont There is no nintendtry"
"[i sweetly pet a wild baby deer in my lap] aww this is so boring"
"getting my loan approved at the bank by lying on my back and executing a series of flawless air kicks right there in the lobbby"
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