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Joke of the Day
"A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by."
Next Joke
"She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops."
"I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer."
"Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore? They don't age well."
"4: can you whistle? M: *whistles* 4: Here's a booger. M:... 4: Keep it forever. Have kids they said. It'll be fun they said. Liars."
"BREAKING: North Dakota lawmakers decide life begins at conception, and then begins again the moment you're old enough to leave North Dakota"
"Matthew McConaughey is for Matthew McConaughorses"
"I found a spider in my shoes today He looked so ridiculous they were way to big for him"
"What does Gucci say when it's cold outside? It's fucking cold"
"""Professor I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?"" ""Well I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."""