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Joke of the Day

"I was having sex last night and had an epiphany right before I climaxed... I guess you could say that I came to a realisation."

"What to you call a fat computer? A dell"

"Why does an Ethiopian baby cry? He's having a midlife crisis."

"Her: *leaving seductively, slowly dragging fingertip across countertop* Mgr: What'd she want? Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts?"

"If athletes get Athlete's Foot, what do astronauts get? Missle Toe."

"The internet connection on my phone seems to be at its fastest when I've clicked the wrong link."

"What do you do when an elephant comes into a room? Swim."

"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 Perfect 10, but imaginary"

"I asked Mick Jagger to pick me up some swampy plants. But a Rolling Stone gathers no moss."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite drug? Cuckaine"