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Joke of the Day

"I'm the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream."

"What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds? You get to meet Jared Fogel."

"There once was ... There once was a fellow named Wes, who tried to make his comments the best, although sometimes he missed, he never expected to get dissed, but some redditors downvoted nonetheless."

"I have to stop saying ""Because I'm Batman"" all the time. It's not cute anymore. Oh wait. Yea it is! You know why? Because I'm Batman."

"A man finishes a tube of chapstick... ...just kidding."

"OK I GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS WHOLE HILLARY EMAILS THING. TURNS OUT THEYRE LIKE A FAST KIND OF MAIL THAT GOES IN THE COMPUTER."

"What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean? A lionfish"

"What is atheism? A non-prophet organisation."

"Can someone give me an arrow? I knee'd it."

"I always had the worst luck when I went fishing... Until I caught a Flounder Yesterday. My dad said it was a Fluke"