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Joke of the Day

"I'm the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream."

"The revolution will be tweeted. The sunset, Instagrammed. The relationship, Facebooked. The storm, Vined."

"I don't think people realize how terrible Blackbeard was... The correct term is African Americanbeard"

"What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move? C4."

"Nerd joke of the week If Frodo is a Hobbit, are 8 Frodos a Hobbyte?"

"What's faster than a speeding bullet? [Religion] A Jew with a coupon."

"Whats the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger"

"What do the mafia and a vagina have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"What do English pirates call each other? M80"

"What's black, white, and red all over? The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america."