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Joke of the Day
"there should be a jail just for people that don't break apart kit kats before they eat them"
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"Why aren't cowboy jokes funny? Ya herd one, ya herd em all."
"Something on Valentines Day I just don't get... Laid."
"What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!"
"""Sorbet"" is a French word that means, ""I wish it was ice cream."""
"My wife's favorite position is the one where I lie very still wearing nothing but a toe tag and she starts dating again."
"My neighbour wrongly accused me of property theft. I didn't take a fence."
"My mum says I don't know anything about colourless gases. But ammonia little boy."
"TIL that at age 13 Jewish girls have a Bat Mitzvah and at age 15 Latina girls have a... Baby shower."