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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between ooh and aah? Just three inches."
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"If I get hurt playing Wii Sports, that's still a sports injury, right?"
"Once I was travelling in a taxi, the taxi driver said: ""I am very happy with this job. I am my own boss and nobody can order me what to do."" Then I said: ""Take left."""
"Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? Because it was more than 90 degrees."
"Hair in bun=housework Hair in ponytail=oral sex Body language is important-So he doesn't get excited when I'm about to 2 scrub the toilet"
"Heard rumors that a coworker slept her way to a promotion. Damn, if the bosses only saw how much I sleep at my desk I'd own this place."
"To all my haters. First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger."
"I lost two things today. My virginity... ...and my job at the morgue."
"Sometimes in the mornings I have dirty thoughts about a dead girlfriend Mourning wood"
"My brother and I ran out of protein powder. I turned to him and said, ""no whey....."" (true story)"