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"A joke my father told me..."
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"[bar] CUSTOMER: Barman BARMAN: Sir? C: This beer tastes like piss [further down the bar] BEAR GRYLLS: I'll have what he's having"
"Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy? they smack my bishop"
"Ugly How do you know your the ugly in a couple? I will spell it out for you, U come first..."
"My ex is having a really hard time moving on From what I can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)."
"I'll act my age when I'm 69 lol"
"Is trying to sell a useless set of feelings."
"Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes? Because she had a pun in the oven!"
"""Spelt"" is a type of wheat. ""Spelled"" is what you just did incorrectly."
"Why did black people pick so much cotton? Because we told them to."