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Joke of the Day
"Why did black people pick so much cotton? Because we told them to."
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"Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? because nobody made sandwiches"
"How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots."
"Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair? He was too good a conductor"
"What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe? ||elephant||||giraffe||sin()"
"why do Indians have red dots on there forehead? because the council leader with his pointed finger pushing against there foreheads says ""No your not having another free council house"""
"What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time? A crustacean :D :D"
"If I were Obama, I'd totally lead with ""My fellow Americans, the situation looks popeless."" #SOTU"
"A donkey falls into a bowl of sugar... Now, that's a sweet ass."
"Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians? A Black Adder"