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Joke of the Day

"What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'"

"Why couldn't the Mayans just make a calendar full of naked women like everybody else?"

"Salad tastes pretty good once you add some Nutella and throw away the salad."

"Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse? Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains"

"Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken."

"What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? WA-TAAAAH!"

"Recently HP fucked up on my order of a Laserjet they've sent me a fucking printer instead!"

"If you could go back in time and kill any person for the good of the future, who would you kill? Trump"

"I don't understand why Pabst gets such a bad wrap. It won a blue ribbon Once."

"I think armless persons are the best You've gotta hand it to them."