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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between pedophile and acne? Acne waits till puberty to come all over the kids face"

"A guy wore a Hanukkah shirt to a Christmas party... He was in the Menorah Tee."

"Professor X can move anything with his mind... except his legs."

"Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9"

"Why did the pirate go to Ireland? he thought he was going to Arrrland."

"A wife asks her husband, ""Does this dress make me look fat?"" Her husband responds, ""No, that question makes you look stupid""."

"What do you call a trailer park in a tornado? Wind chimes."

"What do you call two gay Irish partners? John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn"

"Who is an archaeologist? One whose career is in ruins."

"3 potatoes are in a corner. How do you know which one is the prostitute? You look at the one with the sticker that says, I DA HO."