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Joke of the Day

"I just read the biography of the guy who invented Super Mario Bros. Did you know that when he was a kid people used to laugh at him when he would kill turtles with a hammer?"

"Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot."

"And that's how the fight started My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started...."

"What's long and hard on a black man? The third grade."

"I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it."

"How do you get to East Berlin Take the third right"

"Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have."

"The funniest joke of all time tbh My life... God seems to be laughing..."

"What does a ghost eat for dinner? Spookhetti"

"What do you get when you eat too much shitty pizza? Pizzeria"