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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a short joke? A midget walks under a bar."
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"A man calls his boss to call in sick... The boss asks him, ""How sick are you anyway?"" ""I fucked my sister! Is that sick enough for you?"""
"did you hear about the new fruit powered motor? it runs on apples but it still mangoes"
"""We will, we will paper you!"" - Band that's more awesome than Queen"
"The best sex is like an old saloon. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear."
"When ur butt's wet It's called buttsweat"
"I tried that whole ""if you love something, set it free"" thing but my kids are still here."
"So if you eat what you like and don't exercise, eventually you get a motorised scooter. I'm really not seeing the down side here."
"Didn't realize how bad it had gotten... The officiating in the NBA is so bad that at the end of last night's Knicks/Heat game the Lakers were declared the winner by 20 points."
"What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie? WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?"