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Joke of the Day

"I made an original joke And it's not funny"

"Back in my day we had another word for selfie sticks, we called them friends."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two - One to arrest the light bulb for begging for change and other to beat the room because it's black."

"My CW just barked. Ok, it may have been a burp, but I'd like him a lot more if he were turning into a dog, so I think he barked."

"What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.? Yogurt has a live and thriving culture."

"I think ""dildo"" is an acceptable insult. Like I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough."

"So I slept right through the blood moon event this morning, I'm more of a crip moon guy anyway."

"I'm old enough to remember when cell phones actually got smaller every year."

"Why shouldn't you have sex with Linux users? Open sores."

"It's okay if you didn't notice that I switched my beard trimmer's setting from 6 to 5. The difference is stubble."