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Joke of the Day

"I got mugged last night! My assailants made off with everything from my shoes to my mood ring... I still don't know how I feel about that."

"A surgeon was put on trial for sewing several people's genitals to their faces. When asked why he would commit such a heinous crime he replied ""Eh, just to fuck with their heads."""

"If mankind has learned one thing from human history, I'd be stunned."

"Why doesn't George RR Martin use twitter? Because he killed all 144 characters -stolen from /r/gameofthrones"

"Which dinosaur was the hardest to find? ...the Steganosaurus! And do you know why? ...because it was encryptid!"

"What's an Australian Kiss? A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*"

"It's here! May The Fourth Be With You!!"

"""Who are we?"" ""Women!"" ""What do we want?"" ""We don't know!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Now!"""

"What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !"

"What do you call a company that makes Mexicans? A MexiCo."