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Joke of the Day
"I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex."
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"A babe walks into a bar and orders a double entendre So the bartender gave it to her"
"What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail? GOTTA CATCH JAMAL"
"What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler."
"When did the 100 years war get serious? When the English got Crecy"
"I saw two kids fighting in the elementary school playground this morning. Being the only adult around, I had to step in. They did not stand a chance."
"What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common? Reclaiming black bodies."