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Joke of the Day
"I killed my wife because I heard mourning sex was so great."
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"North Korea banned the use of sarcasm towards the government; I wouldn't last an hour before they executed me."
"Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles? He was half nuts!!!"
"History doesn't repeat, it rhymes That's why World War 3 will be started by Schmitler"
"I joined snapchat yesterday; apparently my phone doesn't die fast enough for my liking."
"I went on an extreme camping trip... It was in tents."
"Watching movies with kids: If he/she hasn't seen it, eons and billions of questions. If he/she has seen it, eons and billions of spoilers."
"A black guy applied for a job at the LAPD He got shot down"
"There is no ""we"" in chocolate."
"""Put your pants on grandma, you're scaring the reptiles!"" - Me, camping"