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Joke of the Day

"""I decided I wanted to be a ninja so I googled ""Ninja School"", followed the link and the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School"""

"Why did Sandra fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sandra."

"How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it? Decepticondoms."

"I just want to meet a nice girl who hates the same stuff as me."

"There are two types of people in this world.... Those who are intelligent, And those who believe there are 12 types of people in this world."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"

"""And the rest is history."" -Lazy history teacher"

"What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo? Surprise subtext."

"""Cash or Debit?"" ""Did you just assume my tender?!"""

"What did Sean Connery do when he saw a guy drowning? he started undressing and yelled 'I will shave you'"