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Joke of the Day

"""I decided I wanted to be a ninja so I googled ""Ninja School"", followed the link and the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School"""

"What do you call a deaf quadriplegic? Whatever you want"

"Drinking Light Beer is like going down on your sister.. it tastes the same, but just isn't right."

"I like my jokes like I like my pizza Cheesy "

"I wish my marks would smoke weed So it'd get high"

"Today's kids play TSA agent instead of doctor."

"I'm such a cougar magnet. And I'm not talking about middle aged women either, I'm talking about REAL FUCKING COUGARS!"

"A random guy held the door & paid for my Cinnabon roll at the truck stop today He doesn't know it, but this is the best date in a long time"

"Uncle Bill always gave 100% Son: How did he die Dad? Dad: He donated blood."

"I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I got a Twitter account, and I'm over it."