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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes? Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo"

"What do pedophiles and rappers have incommon They both like da booty"

"Me: what make of dog is that? Her: breed Me [hands on knees]: I am, I'm just out of breath cos I ran over to ask what make of dog that is"

"Drinking American beer is like making love in a canoe... It's fucking too close to water."

"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook."

"If there were no food left what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams."

"A guy with a gun enters a bar. ""Who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" he snarled. A voice was heard in the background, ""you don't have enough bullets mate!"""

"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They're both alright for a ride until your mates find out!"

"i tried to share a hilarious pun with my kids but they had turned on dadblock plus"

"I married a chinese millionaire Ka Ching"