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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes? Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo"

"Mom there's a boogie man in my closet! *mom looks and I'm standing there with an afro in a satin shirt and platform shoes"

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get your nose between its legs?"

"I just found out that his full name is actually....Vehicle Identification Number Diesel."

"What do you get if you cross a Fish and an Elephant? Swimming Trunks."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side"

"What do you call a potato that looks like Hitler? A dick-tator."

"LPT: Dont buy French bread You will get nothing but Pain"

"I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food. Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea."

"What country are you most likely to get a disease? GERMany."