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Joke of the Day

"What do pedophiles and rappers have incommon They both like da booty"

"How can you tell if a groom is Polish? He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt."

"What do you get when a cow has sex with coffee? Decalf"

"The NY Jets website is down... apparently they can't put together 3 w's"

"You should never use the word ""nutsacky"" when describing how a newborn baby feels."

"Prisoner:*strapped into chair* Flip the switch & fry me. Guard: Oh, we're not electrocuting you... *college kid w/ acoustic guitar walks in*"

"What did the bee say to his wife? No on knows. It's a Mister Bee."

"A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he's wearing TOMS and you can't stop laughing."

"Joined a street protest. Suddenly a shot, panic and everybody started running. 3 hours and a gold medal later I realised it was a marathon"

"How do you know your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes keep piling up."