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Joke of the Day
"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook."
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"So I just asked my SO's mother the agenda for tomorrow's festivities... And my girlfriend interrupted with ""Well I'll be female""."
"""Rock. Paper. Scissors."" - terrible surgeon"
"How do you get Dick from Richard? I don't know, ask his wife."
"Kim Kardashian wore white at her wedding. That's it. That's the joke."
"I like my women like I like my coffee So hot I fill them with creme in 3 seconds"
"I wanna see Le Pan Quotidien fight Au Bon Pain in a pretentious chain restaurant cage match & the winner gets to fight Pret-a-Manger."
"""Ask"" is the first word in the Spelling Bee every year, so they can immediately eliminate all the black kids."
"Earthquake just hit California... Too many liberals are literally shaking."
"If you ever feel like a third wheel, just stop.... You are not a third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your noble training wheels."