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Joke of the Day

"Why do most movie sequels stink? Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2."

"Internet Explorer is the best browser... to download another browser."

"Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"Little Steve runs to his mom ""Mommy mommy, other boys at school are calling me gay all the time"" Mom: ""Why don't you try calling them names too?"" Steve: ""I can't, they're so beautiful"""

"*puts Fitbit on Roomba *eats crackers with no plate or napkin"

"What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him."

"What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks? Minnesota"

"Zootopia It'll either make your kid more tolerant or turn them into a furry."

"""WATERMELON"" HAS 4 SYLLABLES. ""ILLUMINATI"" HAS 5 SYLLABLES. THAT'S PRETTY CLOSE. WATERMELON IS ILLUMINATI."

"Relationships are like algebra. Do you ever look at your x and wonder y?"