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Joke of the Day

"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket... Could some say you are, independent? :D (Don't look at me like that. You smirked, at least. haha!)"

"Every time you make a typo... the errorists win"

"In my 32 years this is what I've learned about women: 1.) ""No"" means no 2.) ""Maybe"" means no 3.) ""Yes"" means maybe"

"How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. But they totally wanted it."

"Have you heard the new hipster joke? Yea, I have it on vinyl."

"Being stuck in the"" friend zone"" is like an employer refusing you for a job and calling you to complain about the person he hired."

"How many donald trumps does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He holds it up and the world revolves around him"

"A man with a... A man with a twelve in penis can't spel."

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."

"To its credit, only like 8% of doing the Macarena involves heiling Hitler."