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Joke of the Day
"Why was Oedipus against profanity? because he kisses his mother with that mouth."
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"Spending the day driving past people taking pictures in public and yelling, ""YUCK! DELETE!"""
"Where do you find 100 fat cows? At bingo"
"Oh, man! It really smells like upfoo in here!"
"Big Smoke walks into a bar He ordered two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large beer."
"I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well we had to you know she was dead."
"A haunted house for introverts that is just random people popping out and asking questions."
"Don't be sad if you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day Most people don't have AIDS on World AIDS day either."
"You know those dirty movies that come on late at night? If one of those actresses doesn't feel comfortable doing a certain dirty scene, they use a cunt double"
"I'm thinking about trying steroids... I hear they're all the rage!"