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Joke of the Day

"Don't be sad if you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day Most people don't have AIDS on World AIDS day either."

"Dear whoever is playing sweet child o' mine at 2:30 in the night at full blaring volume to disturb the whole neighborhood......NICE!"

"Batman Arkham Knight PC port"

"Why did the band 999 megabytes break up? Because they couldn't get a gig."

"I wish I was an American so that I had the right to bear arms. I'd probably go for panda bear arms because awwwww, so cute."

"What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent? Thanks for opening my mind."

"I shot a frog once. It croaked."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before."

"What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? Stop using Chex as a weapon!"

"What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song? Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey"