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Joke of the Day

"Don't be sad if you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day Most people don't have AIDS on World AIDS day either."

"Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together "

"I asked my dog if he'd ever heard of Pavlov He said, ""I can't say for sure, but the name rings a bell."""

"29 months? Yeah, no, I meant how old is your kid in HOURS."

"TIL TIL means TIL"

"What if lollipops moaned when you licked them?"

"Divide and conquer? Ok. *opens calculator app*"

"It's no fun when someone you're ignoring ignores you back."

"Which came first, the chicken, the egg, or the rooster's insistence that he knows what's best for both of their bodies?"

"What do you call a gay paraplegic? Rolaids."