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Joke of the Day
"Remember when you used to blow bubbles as a kid? Well, he gets out of jail next month."
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"A duck fell into the sewer system the other day... It was pretty fowl-smelling."
"Don't do drugs, kids. The extra demand will drive up the price for the rest of us."
"What's green, has six legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table"
"[on the phone] wife: My mom tripped over the dog me: Is she ok? wife: Yeah me: Can I talk to her? wife: Sure *calls for the dog*"
"How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb? Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her."
"i am asking my dad ""Dad you look tired."" ""Oh, you mean the dark circles under my eyes? Those are the shadows of my great deeds."""
"My favourite Halloween joke: ""I was going to dress up as Jian Gomeshi but I figured that would be too creepy."""
"whats the most popular drink at a nude beach? Sunny D"
"There is no ""I"" in TEAM. But there is MEAT. Delicious meat."