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Joke of the Day
"My boss My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Stephen."
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"What is a pirates favorite letter? You may think it's R but it actually be the mighty C"
"There are 2 types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"What do you call a drug dealing church? Crystal Methodists"
"[NSFW] I wanted to make a gay joke... butt fuck it."
"Your mom's so slutty, she got fired for drinking on the job. She worked at a sperm bank."
"I'm on the bus now. Either the woman sitting right next to me has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokemons."
"Why did the semen cross the road? I put the wrong socks on this morning..."