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Joke of the Day

"May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !"

"OP's sex life."

"My wife said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I put her into the back of a Mercedes and drove her into a wall."

"Why did the chicken run into a well? Because it didn't see that well."

"""we want to talk"" Somebody knocks on door: - Who is there? - Police? - What do you want? - We want to talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - So talk with each other."

"Hey, wanna hear a Jew joke? Israeli funny"

"Not to brag but I can produce cute children. DNA and all. Call me?"

"The things that you love are what makes you who you are. I guess that makes me large breasts...."

"The problem with ""We, the People"" is mostly you, the people."

"That's a really big gun in your pants. And that's how you get out of a speeding ticket."