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Joke of the Day
"Losing my virginity was a lot like learning to ride my bike My dad was behind me the whole way."
Next Joke
"Some days, I love being an elevator repair man... but I hate the days when people ask me if it has ""it's ups and downs."""
"tomorrow I am going to find the tomb of Ben Franklin and whisper stories of old and lusty ladies into his ear, as he would have wished it"
"Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it."
"What does a masturbating Latvian sound like? One potato two potato three potato splat!"
"Dear 70 year old man with the ponytail: stop it."
"Why don't lions eat clowns? Because they taste funny"
"Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school"
"I just pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole nother level."
"All units be on the lookout, suspect is armed with hunky shoulders, soft eyes and dreamboat hair. I don't even remember what he did anymore."