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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my steak pink in the middle but not bleeding."
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"Mini-horses are like mini-donuts, you can't just eat one"
"*skips away in terror"
"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."
"O. J. Simpson When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them? ""Go axe your mother."""
"Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice? Because he only knows about The White Stripes."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."
"HELLO 911, I NEED TO REPORT A HALO SCORE THAT'S ""CRIMINALLY"" HIGH LOL!!!! ... yes you can talk to my mom"
"[NSFW] Do you know what really brings out the child in me? A miscarriage."
"One of my wishes in life is to run across the Pacific Ocean in an air tight giant hamster ball."