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Joke of the Day
"Why does Harlem have so many trees? Public transportation."
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"Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals."
"son ur mom told me u & ur gf broke up today? *puts hand on sons shoulder* if u had bought a pet falcon like i told u she woulda never left u"
"We all have that funny voice we use when talking to dogs, babies... and idiots!"
"Hillary Clinton has become so famous that they started naming footwear after her They call it the flip flop"
"Why is it so hard to throw a party in space? Because you have to planet."
"I'm making a fortune promoting home security systems The pitch is easy. All I do is say ""Good morning"". At 3am whilst sitting on the end of their bed."
"What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They are both living off of dead beatles."
"What's the difference between Santa Clause and a Pedophile? Nothing, they both like to unload their sacks while pleasuring children."
"*makes Transformer sound effects while I put my makeup on*"