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Joke of the Day

"Pornhub titles always lack depth, and imagination. Yes, we know college girl tries anal for first time, but whats her major? Her dreams?"

"""It doesn't make any sense... but does it make a dollar?"", says the marketing manager."

"Do dogs know about light switches? Or do they think we all just have personalities that literally light up a room?"

"What's the best part about abortions? They never get old"

"A man was rushed to the ER with six toy horses up his ass The doctors described his condition as stable."

"I think my dad messed up the ""birds & bees"" talk when I was a kid because now I can't look at a sparrow without getting horny."

"""Yo momma is so ugly, I had to invent a device that allows me to converse without looking at her."" Alexander G. Bell"

"I just found a great new way to check email, Facebook, Twitter, chat with friends and buy stuff on eBay, all from one spot. I got a job."

"Give that Man a Fish I once taught a man to fish. He ended up offing himself because he couldn't get into a good fishing college."

"When summer comes and California starts burning, try to act surprised."