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Joke of the Day
"My wife kicked me in the balls today... She always goes for the low-hanging fruit."
Next Joke
"Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three? Because the signs all say ""No TRESpassing"""
"What's long and hard? The sock under my bed."
"Pulitzer Prize-winner Lois Lane, I want you to meet your new reporting partner, this mysterious stranger who has never held a job before."
"Almost all of the guys I drafted for my fantasy football team are football players which I think was a smart move"
"Sluggish (n): What slugs speak."
"Seriously, why put the suicide hotline on the backs of buses? Put it on the fronts."
"Do you know how to get a witch pregnant..... You fuck her"
"Making good jokes about the clitoris is difficult: It's really sensitive."
"What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea? An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week."