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Joke of the Day

"Hearing deteriorates as we get older. So why with every new year does the sound of someone eating become louder & more annoying?"

"I found the worlds worst thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."

"How do you make a cat woof? soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!"

"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas? Because it's more than a paradise."

"What do caves have? Echosystems. From my 9 year-old."

"I told my neighbor with a cute daughter this joke today and it's killing him. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at 'C'"

"But seriously- how do Superheroes even go to the bathroom? I mean, look at their costumes."

"Stranger: Sir your fly is down... Me: Oh geez! Thanks. *Bends down and picks up fly* Me: He's had some wing issues lately"

"A marathon runner walks into a bar.. The bartender says why the long race?"