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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a cat woof? soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!"
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"How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero? 0K"
"Where's the 'Alpha male' bint putting out a video that becomes famous for the line ""LEAVE JEREMY (Clarkson) ALONE!""?... In written form on every comment thread of every relative social media post."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, i just got laid by a chick."
"a mushroom walks into a bar And the bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom replies ""what I'm a fungi""."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown And one says ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""
"Went out to dinner with a cannibal last night.. It cost me an arm and a leg"
"[1st day working at bank] BOSS: What are you doing?? ME: I gave that man a personal loan. BOSS: YOU'RE THE JANITOR"
"In America, we decide to bomb people after a week of reflection, but have debated the legality of smoking a plant for 40 years"
"Rental fleet car is like a prostitute, own car is like a wife Never marry a prostitute."