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Joke of the Day

"Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas? Because it's more than a paradise."

"Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special."

"I like my woman like I like my cheese Old, French and smelly"

"If the light turns green & the guy behind you honks cause he thinks you're taking too long to go get out & start checking your tire pressure"

"The difference between a prostitute and a politician (NSFW) When the prostitute is paid to fuck somebody, they get fucked back."

"Crime rates are down 100% after President Obama made it illegal to do crimes. ""I don't know why we didn't think of this before,"" he said."

"What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same."

"Social media allows me to review all my mistakes in chronological order...with pictures."

"Do not mess with bears. You'll be their victim. Yogi Bear wears clothes. Where did he get his clothes? That's right - a victim"

"What is jewish Pokemontrainer called? Ash"