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Joke of the Day
"Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas? Because it's more than a paradise."
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"[blind date] Her: I was so scared you'd be a weirdo Me [revving chainsaw]: I CANT HEAR YOU"
"What's worse than finding cum stains in your son's underwear? Finding cum stains in the back of the underwear."
"What's black and white and being milked tonight? Michael brown's death"
"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... A small child walks out of an arcade. The priest turns to the rabbi and says ""Let's fuck him!"" the rabbi turns and says ""Out of what?"""
"What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver? The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green."
"Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!"
"Bought a water at the airport and now one of my kids can't go to college."
"One eyed man Comes to the doctor. Doctor asks: what's wrong. The man says: 'm mssng an"
"What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch? ""Nah-imma-stay"""