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Joke of the Day
"Dog Teacher: did you finish your homework Dog Student: (still chewing) almost"
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"What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey? Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!"
"The Zika virus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about."
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave her one."
"What did one bunny say to the other bunny? ""There's a sale on at the carrot store!"""
"On the street a person has a heart attack. Someone shouts: - Is there a doctor? Vegan: - I am a vegan."
"Pick a card, any card. No, not that one. Not that one, either."
"Hipsters came before the chicken and the egg."
"Unless you and your family were attacked by Bigfoot, then no, I don't want to see your camping pictures."
"the ""i'm revealing my deepest insecurities to you with hope that you don't use them to utterly destroy me"" is silent in ""i love you"""