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Joke of the Day

"Bernie Sanders again topped in campaign contributions with most of donations being small contributors... Leave it to a fuckin' jew to rob poor plebs of all their money!"

"Here is my online impression of an extractor fan. I used to like tractors. I don't now"

"Knock knock. Who's there? It's Amy. Amy who? It's amy, MARIO!"

"Knock, Knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? EEEEWWWWWW."

"The best part of necrophilia You don't have to bring flowers"

"My wife gets angry when she catches me using her tooth brush. But how the hell do you get the dog shit out of your sneakers."

"Did you hear about the stallion and the mare? They had a stable relationship."

"I was going to tell a celery joke but it might become a laughing stalk. O_o"

"I used to be a cock sucker, then I took an arrow to knee."

"I like my whiskey how I like my women... Fifteen years old and mixed up with coke."