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Joke of the Day

"Bernie Sanders again topped in campaign contributions with most of donations being small contributors... Leave it to a fuckin' jew to rob poor plebs of all their money!"

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"Gabe Newell should be the World President He will prevent World War 3."
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"How much hummus did the anorexic Arab eat? A tahini bit!"
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea? You shuck the oyster between fits."
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"I'm launching an app that reads out nihilist quotes. It's aimed at a Nietzsche market"