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Joke of the Day
"I get bi with a little help from my girl friends."
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"Wife smelled eggs and thought I was bringing her breakfast in bed. How do I tell her it was just me with gas?!"
"There was a huge accident on the freeway today involving two Astro Vans filled with Mexican families... ... Over 100 people were involved in the accident..."
"What do you call a cow masterbating? Beef strokinoff"
"A man goes to his Doctor. man- Doc i cant stop singing Tom Jones songs, have you ever heard of such a thing? Doctor- Its not unusual."
"Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse I'm thinking about letting her in."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who? Crewcut and I'm the only one left !"
"I just had my iPhone stolen. I wish I thought of this before. Best way to prevent iPhone theft? Make it look like a BlackBerry."
"How do religions reproduce? They have sects."
"Michael Jackson was just so innocent and childlike... After a show he'd go home and just blow bubbles..."