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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the energizer bunny was arrested? He went to court and was charged with battery."

"What question must always be answered ""Yes""? ""What does Y-E-S spell?"""

"Wrote ""I wanna rock!"" on every answer to this Geology test and they made me a tenured professor with a beard and an Indiana Jones hat."

"A spider crawled into my keyboard earlier. It's okay, I've got him under Ctrl."

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down, he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."

"How do you kill a vampire dinosaur? You stakeasaurus."

"Why does Islam marginalize their women? Because she ain't special, Shiite."

"What idiot decided to call them meteorologists and not Storm Troopers"

"What has four wheels and flies A Garbage truck"

"What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes? Inzest"