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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge? to the other side."
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"The only people who received awards for African American Achievement at my brother's 5th grade graduation were black. Fucking racism."
"I was born on 09.11.2001 and I suffer of autism Cause: The stork crashed and I'v hit my head"
"What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common? The government will watch you for the next 15+ years"
"How do you make a starfish shine? Drop it in sparkling water."
"Double limb transplants are so expensive They cost an arm and leg"
"How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue? They climate."
"Your mother is so ugly, that if she were the only girl in Texas... ...the Lone Ranger would be lonely for a loooooooooooooooong time"
"A joke for the ages Le COCKoon"
"Me: do you want to hear what happened to the last guy who threatened me? Bumper cars operator: i meant your time is up, like for the ride"