153732
Joke of the Day
"What idiot decided to call them meteorologists and not Storm Troopers"
Next Joke
"I have a theory on how to bang large woman It's called the big bang theory"
"Apparently mime on mime violence is a real problem, you just don't hear about it."
"What do you call a homosexual man on roller skates? Rolaids."
"Now that they found water on #Mars, how long before they bottle it & sell it at Whole Foods for $19?"
"I have a bumper sticker that says ""Honk if you think I'm sexy"" I then wait at green lights 'til I feel better about myself."
"[stops during sex] If you spin my fanny pack around, there's sandwiches in there. Help yourself."
"So a neutron walks into a bar... and asks the bartender how much a beer costs and the bartender says, ""For you? No charge."""
"Hope having cream on my hands and not being able to turn a doorknob is as close to being in jail as I get."
"It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July."