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Joke of the Day

"Wrote ""I wanna rock!"" on every answer to this Geology test and they made me a tenured professor with a beard and an Indiana Jones hat."

"Mark Zuckerberg came up with the idea for Facebook when he was at a party & a racist uncle wrote a bible quote on a painting then poked him"

"Why do stoners spend so much money? because they're high rollers"

"Never trust a person with 2 anuses Because they're biassed"

"Frisbee. I went to the park with my son and he brought his frisbee. We started throwing it around and after a while I started to wonder why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me..."

"if ur at a party and there are two dogs there, make sure the dogs dont start hangin out with each other or else u'll hav nobodey to talk to"

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by BATMAN!"

"-buys lottery ticket -fantasizes about winning the lottery -smiles -loses lottery -resumes general hatred for life"

"What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated!"

"Whenever I'm done with peeing, I like to sing ""shake it off"" when I'm done."