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Joke of the Day

"Girlfriend: Why is this broom broken? Did you draw a lightning bolt on the cat? Are you writing with a feather? Me: Muggles...."

"Do you want to 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you one."

"My grandma just broke her hip farting! #EpicFrail!"

"There was a body of a man found in a manhole in New York. Authorities determined his death was a sewercide."

"Hell hath no fury like a white woman emailing Target after a bad shopping experience."

"The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar It was tense."

"3 Trojans once tried that horse trick on a Greek city... Poor guys drowned in semen without ever being discovered."

"The ONLY reason I'm voting for Hillary Clinton George Soros :("

"I wanted my girlfriend to give me some time alone so we got married."

"My wife does not like orgasms I have her one last night and then she just spit it right out!"