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Joke of the Day

"What do a woman's anus and a 9 volt battery have in common? (NSFW) You know its against your better judgement, but you put your tongue on it anyway."

"Excuse me, here's your nose. I found it in my business."

"Blind snipers have no idea what they're missing."

"What do you call a happy prosecutor? Smiles Edgeworth"

"GW... You can say what you want about the Boron but at least he Phosphorus. Also, in jokes the comics _did_ Barium. edit: Hope you get it, Bromine."

"When I die use my body to block up a water slide. No one should have fun once I'm gone"

"I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"I got 99 karma but link ain't one."

"What is hard to get from Straight men? Straight answers about relationships."

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender asks ""Do you want a drink?"" Descartes says ""I think not,"" and *poof*. He's gone."