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Joke of the Day

"[Lions watching a romantic comedy about humans] Why doesn't he simply mount her with no apparent warning?"

"What's your favorite rape joke? Here's mine: ______________________________"

"Why is leather armor best for sneaking? It's literally made of hide."

"If Jesus could see the way some Christians act today He'd be rolling in his grave"

"Just once, I would like to see a person on a daytime talk show say, ""dad was a good parent...mom was a good parent...the problem is me, I'm just a shithead."""

"Golfer: ""Caddy do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"" Caddy: ""The way you play sir it's a sin any day of the week!"""

"My daughter hit me with this one while preparing for dinner Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother."

"How many Mexicans Does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"

"I always bring a condom with me on a night out. Unfortunately, it's always the same one."

"People are like a crayons The white ones are useless."