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Joke of the Day

"When thirsty you should always drink apple juice.. Because OJ will kill you."

"What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon? The cold shoulder."

"an icicle got in a fight with a cpu it's okay, it's all water under the sandy bridge now"

"I'm going to take a shower and wash my hair, only to have it washed later at the salon. Because, I'm a woman and that makes sense."

"Scientists have spliced the DNA of a human with a sea cow. Oh, the humanatee."

"Cows should really stop putting ""delicious"" on their resumes."

"Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him ""a promising Rookie""."

"To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night: I'm not letting you out."

"I recently had sex with a biologist at her laboratory. I don't like to brag, but she had multiple organisms."

"My cow won't give any milk... She is an udder failure."